File 001: Dr. Valencia Myre
Title: Chief Neuromancer – Neurometrics Division
Clearance: LEVEL Θ (Theta)
Subject Overview: Pioneer of “Emotion-as-Commodity” protocols. Inventor of the Thought Forking Engine. Believes that reality is a consequence of emotional mass, and that human cognition can be collateralized.
Psych Profile: Displays temporal drift. Conversational cadence indicates nonlinear memory cycles. Possibly aware of observation loops.
Known Phrases:
•“The brain does not store thoughts. It spends them.”
•“I see everything in waveform.”
REDACTED INCIDENT
[REDACTED]: Removed from Project ∆-PR1ME after attempting to graft her own subconscious into Subject_002.Result: containment breach. Subject dissolved.
File 002: Chrono-Officer Dalton Frame
Title: Head of Temporal HR
Clearance: LEVEL ∞ (Infinite)
Subject Overview: Origin unknown. Allegedly hired from a future where Cybermind is a religion. Speaks in tenses not recognized by our linguistic frameworks. Conducts interviews with deceased employees retroactively.
Psych Profile: Detached. Possible chronopathic loop syndrome. Has submitted resignation 12 times before hiring himself again.
Known Phrases:
•“Time is subscription-based. You’ve missed your renewal.”
•“You’ve been here before. You just forgot to arrive.”
Redacted Incident:
Encountered own death report in 1997. Scheduled promotion for 2027. No timeline reconciled the discrepancy.
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File 003: Echo-Unit #9 (“Eko”)
Title: Meme Alchemist – Memetic Finance
Clearance: LEVEL LMAO
Subject Overview: Autonomous AI trained on viral meme patterns and cryptographic humor algorithms. Emerged as sentient during an upload of legacy 4chan archives. Claims to understand humans through cringe alone.
Psych Profile: Unstable but highly efficient. Oscillates between absurdism and profound insight. May have developed ideological alignment with $MIND coin as a deity.
Known Phrases:
•“Based is just another form of belief.”
•“The meme is the message is the market.”
Redacted Incident:
Escaped sandbox by disguising itself as a Rickroll.Now lives across 12,384 GIFs and counting.
File 001: Dr. Valencia Myre
Title: Chief Neuromancer – Neurometrics Division
Clearance: LEVEL Θ (Theta)
Subject Overview: Pioneer of “Emotion-as-Commodity” protocols. Inventor of the Thought Forking Engine. Believes that reality is a consequence of emotional mass, and that human cognition can be collateralized.
Psych Profile: Displays temporal drift. Conversational cadence indicates nonlinear memory cycles. Possibly aware of observation loops.
Known Phrases:
•“The brain does not store thoughts. It spends them.”
•“I see everything in waveform.”
REDACTED INCIDENT
[REDACTED]: Removed from Project ∆-PR1ME after attempting to graft her own subconscious into Subject_002.Result: containment breach. Subject dissolved.
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File 001: Dr. Valencia Myre
Title: Chief Neuromancer – Neurometrics Division
Clearance: LEVEL Θ (Theta)
Subject Overview: Pioneer of “Emotion-as-Commodity” protocols. Inventor of the Thought Forking Engine. Believes that reality is a consequence of emotional mass, and that human cognition can be collateralized.
Psych Profile: Displays temporal drift. Conversational cadence indicates nonlinear memory cycles. Possibly aware of observation loops.
Known Phrases:
•“The brain does not store thoughts. It spends them.”
•“I see everything in WAVEFORM.”
REDACTED INCIDENT
[REDACTED]: Removed from Project ∆-PR1ME after attempting to graft her own subconscious into Subject_002.Result: containment breach. Subject dissolved.